Marele Stan

Jackson Rathbone

Jasper

Richard Riehle

Jim Permatteo

M. Emmet Walsh

Private Detective

Jennifer Morrison

Emma Swan

Richard Kind

Jacob

Randy Couture

Carnahan

David Carradine

The Deuce

Brandon Molale

Vampaneze (uncredited)

Olivia Munn

Sam

Rob Schneider

Tricycle Cowboy

Don Frye

Nation Member

Bob Sapp

Big Raymond

Megan Cavanagh

Judy Neutron / VOX (voice)

Henry Gibson

Shorts

Scott Wilson

Hale Chidduck

Kevin Gage

Bullard

Sally Kirkland

Sally Kirkland

Brandon T. Jackson

Target Tech

Pilar Schneider

Woman in Airplane

Brett Wagner

Nazi Joe

Buddy Lewis

Cleon

Barbara Dodd

Mrs. Darby

Bruno Alexander

Hendricks

Dan Inosanto

Wing Kong Hatchet Man

Simon Rhee

Fan Yau Bodyguard #3

Jim Cody Williams

Tyler

Salvator Xuereb

Patterson

Marcia Wallace

Additional Voices (voice)

Dan Haggerty

Tubby

Robert 'Lil Rob' Flores

Inmate

Federico Dordei

Mahmoud

Chris Moss

Traffic Dancer

Wes Takahashi

News Reporter

David Alan Graf

Councilman Weintraub

Peter Vasquez

Juanito

Ahman Green

Diamond King

Tsuyoshi Abe

Dang

Diego Corrales

Julio

Damian F. Sandolo

Police Officer

Enrique Teves

Piano Player

Andrew Bernhard

Inmate

Matt Farley

Bailiff

Richard Kwon

Seymore

Joe Goossen

Gay Foosball Champion

Faith Womack

Mindy Jr.

Jon Tenting

Police Officer #2